FILL ME WITH PASTA AND TELL ME I’M PRETTY!

LIVE LOCATION
LIVE LOCATION
  • A hand holding a cup of pasta with grated cheese and a red chili pepper on top, in front of a menu from The Carb Club, outdoors on a sunny day.
  • Food truck with large sign at the top spelling 'DASIA.' A display of orange food items, possibly chicken wings, in a round container in the foreground. People walking and browsing in an outdoor market area; red tent on the left and multiple pop-up stands. A building is in the background with some trees and a partly cloudy sky.
  • A food truck with a large blue sign that reads 'PASTA' on top. The truck has a man with a beard and a Star Wars cap smiling and standing at the counter. The menu is visible on the side, listing different pasta dishes. The truck is parked outdoors, with trees in the background.
  • Close-up of a woman wearing a beige knit beanie with red embroidered text that says 'The Crab Club,' a dark long-sleeve shirt, and denim overalls with metal clasps, smiling against a white background.
  • A food truck labeled 'Pasta' with a reflective surface, parked outdoors on a cloudy day, with a decorative rug, two potted plants, and dog bowls in front. There is a large dinosaur statue and retail stores in the background.
  • A bowl of chopped tomatoes, grilled vegetables, and slices of bread with toppings, outdoors under a blue sky with clouds.
  • Bowl of pasta topped with cheese, tomato sauce, and herbs, with a label reading 'The Carb Club', outdoors with green grass and blue sky in the background.
  • Person holding a skewer with cheese, cherry tomatoes, olives, and cured meat against a blue sky and green field background.
  • Back of a black t-shirt with white text that reads 'THE CARB CLUB WANNA JOIN?'

Old School Sauce.

New Skool Soul.

If you're new around here, welcome to the Kitchen.

At the Club we aren't just making this up as we go. Every single bowl we serve is built on 100+ year old recipes passed down through generations of badass Italian women, straight from the motherland down to our own Mamma. When you taste our slow-cooked Sugo, you're tasting a century of family history, care, and real patience.

Behind the counter, we bring over 20 years of hospitality experience, uniquely blending industry expertise with qualified life coaching. Why? Because we care just as much about the environment we build and how we make you feel as we do about the food on your plate.

We are a business rooted in heart, heritage purpose. That means we stand up for our values, respect our history, radically inclusive and look after the team making the magic happen.

No tiny, precious portions here, just big, beautiful bowls of fresh pasta, soft piadinas and a whole lot of soul.

Pull up a chair. Welcome to the Club.

Menu vibes

Antipasti stick

Handheld antipasto skewers with olives, salami, sundried tomatoes and artichoke hearts

Summer Bruschetta

A stacked bowl of fresh, seasoned cherry tomatoes & mango, with buffalo mozzarella in a light pesto dressing

drunk garlic

fresh pasta tossed in a garlic & white reduction, with crumbled fennel sausage, a good pinch of black pepper & a heap of parmesan.

Angry Sugo

Fresh pasta served in a slow cooked, rich tomato sauce, with fresh chillies, chilli & fennel sausage & nduja

Edinburgh fringe menu
Private Event Menu

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Whether you’re down in the festival trenches or keeping it low-key at home, this gear is designed for those who live life loud and know that a perfect bowl of pasta and a comfy tee is all you need.

Eat the pasta, join the club, wear the Tee shirt.

Edinburgh Fringe 2026 Edition Edinburgh Fringe 2026 Edition Edinburgh Fringe 2026 Edition Edinburgh Fringe 2026 Edition Edinburgh Fringe 2026 Edition Edinburgh Fringe 2026 Edition
Edinburgh Fringe 2026 Edition
£22.50

Unapologetically dramatic, just like the Fringe. Featuring graphic lip biting art work and a relatable backstage directive "fill me with pasta and tell me I'm pretty", this tee is your ultimate survival uniform for late-night shows, carb-loading, and seeking validation.

Pride in Pasta T -Vintage Washed Boxy T-Shirt Pride in Pasta T -Vintage Washed Boxy T-Shirt Pride in Pasta T -Vintage Washed Boxy T-Shirt Pride in Pasta T -Vintage Washed Boxy T-Shirt Pride in Pasta T -Vintage Washed Boxy T-Shirt Pride in Pasta T -Vintage Washed Boxy T-Shirt
Pride in Pasta T -Vintage Washed Boxy T-Shirt
£30.00

Wear your values on your sleeve (and your carbs on your chest). Our Pride in Pasta range is more than just merch, it’s a statement of solidarity and inclusivity.


At The Carb Club, we believe in "Old School Sauce, New School Soul," which means looking after our community. Whether you're a member of the LGBTQ+ community or a dedicated ally, these tees are designed for those who believe that everyone deserves a seat at the table.


The Impact:

  1. Supporting the Future: 100% of the profits from this range go directly to LGBT Youth Scotland.

  2. Real Change: Your purchase helps fund vital life-changing work for queer young people across the country.

  3. Inclusive Vibes: A celebration of the "Club" spirit—where everyone is welcome and the fuel is for all.



Gender: Unisex

Model: Loose

Fabric: 100% cotton

Fabric Thickness: Moderate


Features: Basics, Casual, Street, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Pure Cotton, Washed, Short Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Loose, Summer, Autumn


Love loud, unfiltered and powered by pride . This T a celebration of togetherness, inclusivity, and the belief that there is always room for more love at the table.

All profits made from this tee go straight to LGBT youth Scotland to help them continue their incredible with LGBT youth across scotland.

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