FILL ME WITH PASTA AND TELL ME I’M PRETTY!
Who
we are
Three Chords Carb Club
Welcome to the Carb Club. Born from our parent company, Three Chords Coaching.
The Carb Club merges Italian heritage with Scottish soul. We’re serving up carbs. Bread and big bowls of pasta to fuel Scottish festivals, private events and the city streets alike. Operating from our signature polished chrome trailer, we provide the fuel to keep the energy high and the party going. Our menu focuses on bold fresh flavours. We specialise in what we call "High-Octane Soul", dishes that provide a culinary hug while keeping the energy high.
We believe that true connection happens best in the kitchen over a good bowl of pasta, so we wanted to take that ‘heart of the home’ mentality on the road. While our coaching roots help people find their rhythm in life, our catering helps them find their soul in food. We aren’t just serving noodles; we’re serving the kind of genuine warmth and “welcome home” energy that the modern world often forgets.
Whether you’re looking for that midnight carb hit at your wedding, the heart of your next festival or just looking for a culinary hug for your team or family, we’re here to fill your plate and your soul.
What We’re About:
Authenticity: Real ingredients, real people, no fluff.
Connection: Hospitality that makes you feel seen and heard.
The Carb Life: Because sometimes, the best breakthroughs start with pasta and bread.
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This vest is for those who like their carbs with a side of mischief. It’s bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to turn heads at the gym, the festival, or the finish line. It’s the ultimate "if you know, you know" piece for the Club members who don't take themselves too seriously, but take their fuel...seriously.
Gender: Unisex
Model: Regular
Fabric: 87% cotton, 13% polyester
Fabric Weight: 10.0 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness: Moderate
Whether you’re down in the festival trenches or keeping it low-key at home, this gear is designed for those who live life loud and know that a perfect bowl of pasta and a comfy tee is all you need.
Eat the pasta, join the club, wear the Tee shirt.
Wear your values on your sleeve (and your carbs on your chest). Our Pride in Pasta range is more than just merch, it’s a statement of solidarity and inclusivity.
At The Carb Club, we believe in "Old School Sauce, New School Soul," which means looking after our community. Whether you're a member of the LGBTQ+ community or a dedicated ally, these tees are designed for those who believe that everyone deserves a seat at the table.
The Impact:
Supporting the Future: 100% of the profits from this range go directly to LGBT Youth Scotland.
Real Change: Your purchase helps fund vital life-changing work for queer young people across the country.
Inclusive Vibes: A celebration of the "Club" spirit—where everyone is welcome and the fuel is for all.
Gender: Unisex
Model: Loose
Fabric: 100% cotton
Fabric Thickness: Moderate
Features: Basics, Casual, Street, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Pure Cotton, Washed, Short Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Loose, Summer, Autumn
Been there? Now Get the t-shirt
Been there? Now Get the t-shirt
Love loud, unfiltered and powered by pride . This T a celebration of togetherness, inclusivity, and the belief that there is always room for more love at the table.
All profits made from this tee go straight to LGBT youth Scotland to help them continue their incredible with LGBT youth across scotland.

