FILL ME WITH PASTA AND TELL ME I’M PRETTY!

Old School Sauce.

New School Soul.

If you're new around here, welcome to the family. The Carb Club is our absolute pride and joy, running straight out of our beautiful polished chrome trailer, Miranda.

We aren't just making this up as we go, every single bowl we serve is built on 100 year old recipes passed down through generations of badass Italian women, straight from the motherland down to our own Mamma. When you taste our 4-hour slow-cooked Sugo, you're tasting a century of family history, care, and real patience.

Behind the counter, we bring over 20 years of hospitality experience, uniquely blending industry expertise with qualified life coaching. Why? Because we care just as much about the environment we build and how we make you feel as we do about the food on your plate.

We are a business rooted in heart and purpose. That means we stand for radical inclusivity, we support our community, and we are a proud, Living Wage Employer who looks after the team making the magic happen.

No tiny, precious portions here—just big, beautiful bowls of fresh pasta and a whole lot of soul.

Pull up a chair. Welcome to the Club.

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Whether you’re down in the festival trenches or keeping it low-key at home, this gear is designed for those who live life loud and know that a perfect bowl of pasta and a comfy tee is all you need.

Eat the pasta, join the club, wear the Tee shirt.

Extra Virgin Essentials. Oversized Boxy Fit Fleece Hoodie
£35.00

Look, some things are just worth waiting for. Like this oversized boxy fit with "It’s giving extra virgin" printed across the back. It’s the perfect way to tell the world that you're saving all your love for a warm basket of bread.


Gender: Unisex

Fabric: 53% polyester, 42% cotton, 5% other fibres

Fabric Thickness: Thick

Pride in Pasta T -Vintage Washed Boxy T-Shirt
£30.00

Wear your values on your sleeve (and your carbs on your chest). Our Pride in Pasta range is more than just merch, it’s a statement of solidarity and inclusivity.


At The Carb Club, we believe in "Old School Sauce, New School Soul," which means looking after our community. Whether you're a member of the LGBTQ+ community or a dedicated ally, these tees are designed for those who believe that everyone deserves a seat at the table.


The Impact:

  1. Supporting the Future: 100% of the profits from this range go directly to LGBT Youth Scotland.

  2. Real Change: Your purchase helps fund vital life-changing work for queer young people across the country.

  3. Inclusive Vibes: A celebration of the "Club" spirit—where everyone is welcome and the fuel is for all.



Gender: Unisex

Model: Loose

Fabric: 100% cotton

Fabric Thickness: Moderate


Features: Basics, Casual, Street, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Pure Cotton, Washed, Short Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Loose, Summer, Autumn


Love loud, unfiltered and powered by pride . This T a celebration of togetherness, inclusivity, and the belief that there is always room for more love at the table.

All profits made from this tee go straight to LGBT youth Scotland to help them continue their incredible with LGBT youth across scotland.